There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
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I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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