i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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