see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
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I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
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Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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