Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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