ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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