I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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