it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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