Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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