Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
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All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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