do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
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How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
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well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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