yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
honey bunches of taint.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
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well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
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I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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