the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
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He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
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Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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