I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
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She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
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Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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