yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
