she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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