Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
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don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
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I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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