these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
farters have to be the big spoon...
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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