Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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