Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Come see our sink grown plant.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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