she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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