i think my tv is drunk
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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