..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
