Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
her vagine was all disorganized.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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