I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
i dont even know how to be here
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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