Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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