I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
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