Duck Duck Cougar?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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