i just google imaged poop.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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