Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
she peed on how many people?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
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Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
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So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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