i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
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I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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