Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
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Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
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Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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