we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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