The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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