It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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