What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Randomize
