i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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