Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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