I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
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I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
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I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I touched a dick in church today
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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