I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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