Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
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New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
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Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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