cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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