i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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