the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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