i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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