you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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