How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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