i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Just fell off a train. Bad.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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