I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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