We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
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What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
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Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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