Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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