is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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