Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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