they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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