I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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