i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I wish you could order shots online.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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