shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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