so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
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