Do you still have your period?
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
do herpes really smell.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
